Monday, April 12, 2010

hide the bloop!!!

everyone has it.   every real person.  if you don't, then rock on - you are lucky.  or you work out 23 hours a day.  or you have had some lipo...  but for the rest of us - as we're on the way to there (i'm doin the ab work, but lord knows it ain't instant.  oh how i wish it were) - can't we have a solution for "the bloop"?

let's say you're doing the jeans and cute summer top thing. the jeans are low-rise.  because we love them that way, don't we?  and the top is a bit thin, as it's warmer out...  it sounds perfect right?  you're all ready to accessorize with glee to make it a perfect get-up.   you look in the mirror.  wait..... what the hell is THAT?  well... it's the bloop.  it's the "will float around your middle like an annoying bug" part of us that is the hardest thing to diet away and/or firm up. now -- don't stop doing the exercises and eating right.  even if it's not immediate, it's good for us.  so we will do it, right?  right.

BUT  in the mean time - for the love of all things fantastic - we should look good in what we're wearing.  we deserve that don't we?!?!??!  there have been "shaping" garments around for ages.  they will suck you in and hold you tight.  Spanx, in particular, are lauded by many as the single best invention of mankind.  but what if you just want to hide the bloop?  AHA!  someone is listening!  YummieTummie has a line of tanks and camis to go under your tees, that will hold you like a star-crossed lover, and keep you fab until the sit-ups really kick in.  sigh.  i do love a good idea.

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