Wednesday, December 30, 2009

oh lindsay... honey...

i would say "at least she's doing something with her time and making some money"... but i'm afraid of what she's doing with said money... we often see her shopping - but somehow she never appears to be fully dressed - so i'm not sure what is in all the bags... i have my ideas, but it ain't pretty.

so - we know Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of leggings. and to be honest - so am i. no biggie there. next step, she does a line of leggings. and some of them are even cute. still no biggie. then someone, somewhere, decided "hey, let's take it up a notch" and here we are. her line, 6126, is now expanded to a full "clothing" line. i put it in quotes because let's be real - the items in question look more like costumes. as in "what are you wearing for you bathroom-stall-drug-using-hoochie costume?" "6126 - it's super short and tight AND the leggings have knee pads" WWD published these sketches from the line - and thus this new reality was hurled upon us like a rain of frogs.

the line is set to sell in the 1-200 dollar range, and somehow it is set to sell at stores like Neiman's and Nordstrom. thinking of that hurts my brain, so i have to move on to the next thought. the genius behind the line production is the same manufacturer as Ed Hardy, so it seems maybe the girls from the MTV show "Jersey Shore" were jealous that the guys got to wear all the "awesome clothes".

i have now become confused by the world and must take a hot bath to clear my head. at some point the world will return to normal, right? please?

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