Monday, January 4, 2010

clean up on aisle 4!!



i would like to start by saying i applaud the thought. you worked hard to get that body - and kudos to you for doing that. i have seen a number of pics of you in with said new bod where you look freakin hot. over 40 and twins? rock on sexy.

that being said, (apologies to Larry David, who hates that phrase) um... not really getting this
"starry night up my cooch" choice of stage-wear. i widen my style scope considerably when a performer is on stage, probs because of my theatre background. it's costume - by nature it has to be bold. looking at this sparkly catsuit initially reminds me of Briteny's get-up in the Toxic video. that was HOT. beyond hot. sexy to the sexieth degree. so what went wrong here? it doesn't FIT right. her body is bangin. but the damn thing does not fit. camel toe in front of a billion (or however many there were) viewers is not ok. i have a few irrational terrors in life. one of them is camel toe. it makes me have anxiety. thus - i cannot fathom the stylist who put this beautiful woman in this get up and said "ok - go on international tv". i get that you want to show it off - and i love that - i support it fully. pull a Demi Moore in Charlie's Angels 2. put on a bikini and prance around - if you got it - work it. but it needs to fit.

proving the point - the blue corduroy here - gorgeous. it fits perfectly and flatters immensely.

stylies, let this be a lesson to us all. we must make sure our clothes fit correctly. in the effort to exude sex appeal, let us not fall victim to the toe of the camel. credo for '10.

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