dear lindsay,i think you are a stunning looking girl. and i love that you are dating sam ronson. and mean girls was one of my favorite movies of all time.
however... a couple of things. one - you FORGOT TO PUT ON PANTS. two - the head band? seriously? three - you need to stop doing whatever it is that is aging you so fast. i'm not callin out any specific substances, liquid, powder or otherwise. just STOP. go back to being pretty. put on your pants, and get it together for f*&^'s sake.
love, the-e-stylist
ps - since you probs have like 18 of them, can i have your Hermes bag? xoox
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