excuse me miss, you forgot something

oh... where to begin. my secret agent on the street sent me these photos at EIGHT THIRTY AM. so i will begin there. "um, miss, it's 8:30 am and you don't seem to be fully dressed. can i help you get to a secure location?" i am not old fashioned. i am far from conservative in the way i dress. (to the point where i have been told by bf i should not leave the house wearing what i am wearing because it is too sexy) however there are limits.

this is not a skirt. this is a napkin. true style, my minions, is about feeling comfortable in the clothes you choose to wear to express yourself. true style is amazing and can take on a million variations of what it looks like. what it does NOT look like is tugging at your skirt-napkin (see photo) to make sure that you are not exposing your ass cheek to the crowds around Grand Central at 8:30 in the morning.

special thanks to agent Calagna for the brilliant spotting.